kay minamahal kong kwan:

"wag kang maniwala dyan,
di ka nya mahal talaga.
sayang lang ang buhay mo
kung mapupunta ka lang sa kanya.
iiwanan ka lang niyan,
mag-ingat ka...

alabshu, kwan. mwah mwah! haha. letschTM.

***

woo hoo. math olympics today. ayus ba? ang theme namin: "fostering hospitality through math." huh?! anu daw?! a-yus! heehee. marunong kayo mag-math basketball? eh mag-math obstacle (relay)? ako hinde rin marunong mag-math basketball. pero marunong ako mag-math obstacle! anu say nyo? haha. ulol ako, i know. i know. heehee.

gags ko talaga. sobra! paki nyo! haha.

what's up with today? i'm like, so...i dunno. rude? high? tagoink-ed?! haha. may amats siguro...

anyway, kagulo yung culminating ng math week (month?). haha. basta, ganun na yun.

hanggang kaninang after recess, nag-aaway kami kung ano ba tamang pronounciation ng "himay." tama ba yun? wala na talaga kaming magawa.

oh yah, i bought a shit nga pala sa artwork. yah, "shit" yan, walang "r". haha. kasi sasabihin ng iba bullshit yung nakalagay dun eh. it's furfle-ly and gurlash and so kafal. haha.

here's the front and back of the shirt:


actually, i loooove the shit. the shirt. haha. if you click to see the bigger version, you'd be able to read the caption: "guys dig me 'cause...i'm in college and i'm in a band."

haha. tagoink! peace, dudes!

employees' day. haay. so glad i'm home na! so kakapagod the day. heehee.

morning na morning, i was running around campus, looking for this person and that person, calling for this student and that student. whew! kalokohans! syete. never pa me napagod nang ganun...i think. haha. tamad kasi eh.

so hard pala without much of the teachers' help. pero ayus na rin, experience. heehee. we had mass in the morning, kagulo! mga bata here and there, tawag this commentator and that reader. basta naghila-hila na lang ng mga people. nyak! haha.

and then the program was sooooo haba! talaga! and we were second to the last pa! we were like so hungry na! poor us naman. haha, and katawa naman our performance. parang little kids kami onstage. hangkyut! heehee. ayus na rin, napaiyak naman namin adviser namin eh.

y'all know what "naninibabaw" means? no? haha, me too. nagkamali me, i was supposed to say "nangingibabaw," pero i said naninibabaw. haha. my poor pinoy. and then during lunch, i said "himay." like, the stress was on the second syllable. ni-aaway ako ng mates ko, they said the stress should be on the first syllable. like "HImay." bleh! basta iisa lang ibig sabihin nun! lay off my tagalog. haha. kaarte kasi! heehee.

after luch, so saya! no classes na. we just practiced for our presentation for family day. ooh yah! dance, dance, dance. woo hoo. wawa ako, mahina sa pag-memorize nung steps. heehee. sana i'll be positioned sa back, kahiya naman pag sa harap ako eh.

anyway...after the tiring day, i got a reward from sistah edna, osb. haha. yeah, "sistah"! haha. i got a pack of boy bawang, reward ko daw. the other sco officers also got one each. heehee.

endorser ako ng boy bawang today:

hmm...you know you want some...haha!

boy bawang...yeah boi! haha!



P.S.
bad trep! just checked my UST exam results. first choice, nursing. for interbyu pa daw. second choice: interior design. failed! haha. frustrated artist talaga. paki ko! gusto ko ADMU eh! pasa naman ako dun! nyahaha!



yo, bEtches! haha. mustah?! betchy pa rin ba? letschTM!

just watched spongecola on asap. a while ago i watched them on sop. haha. wawa naman sila. parehong live shows ngayon, they probably had to speed off from gma to where asap was (no, not in the abscbn station eh, outside ginawa eh...)

anyway...i'm pissed off right now, because of a lotta things:

it's so darn hot. damn, i'm already hot, pati ba naman yung weather nakikisama pa? haha.

my keyboard doesn't work. dagdag init sa ulo. peste!

i have no idea how i'll go about making my thesis statement.

watching 'losing isaiah' totally made me fume. eh what if i don't want to share the "kid" i raised with his own mother? the real mother left the kid, she has to pay the consequences. pati yung bata pinapahirapan eh.

okay, so you wouldn't understand the last part. i don't really plan on elaborating that last one, pero to those who know, yun na yun. haha. gulo ko. basta. haha

when i first learned that hbo was airing 'losing isaiah', i just knew i had to watch it. it was supposed to be good. SUPPOSED TO BE. fine, the acting was nice. little isaiah was cute. the start was good. but i just don't like how it ended. no matter how sorry i was for halle berry's character, i just don't like it. bullshit.

maiiwasan ba...for life to not be like the way it was in 'losing isaiah'?





on the brighter side of things, josh holloway (yes, sawyer from 'lost') was named the 'hottest hunk' on tv! yeah, baybeh! haha! josh! josh! josh!

matthew fox came in ninth place. aww, that's orayt. hot pa rin! haha!

i'm not gonna make this post a long one, coz i'm really pissed off with the shitty keyboard.

my keyboard is still not working...syet. i'm again using the on-screen keyboard to type out this post. stupid keyboard.

mama and papa show no signs of considering buying a new keyboard. woo hoo! rejoice! asar talaga. well, what can i do?

wanna read posts like this?

kakainisnatalaga!ayawkonatongkeyboardnatoh!waah!kawawanamanako,diakomakapag-blognangmaayos.paanopayanpaggumawaakongpaper?pahirapannatoh!heeeeeellllpppp!huhuhu.thisisjustsoeffinggreat.justgreat.letschTM!

asforthebackspace,i'mjustusingthedeletekey.andfortheenterkey,i'musingtheoneforthenumberpad.haha.

BUY ME A NEW KEYBOARD. keyboard na lang naman eh. mura na yun...haha. kapal ko.

i spent the day with my family today. shite, the keyboard is killing me! anyway, we went to ATC, and ate at the red crab.

whatta experience! i was only able to eat there once before, kasi the other time that they went there, hindi ako nakasama...(for some reason i have now forgotten)...anyway, so yun. if there's one thing about me and dining, it's the fact that maarte ako when it comes to food. i'm very picky with what i eat, and i'm very maarte with the way i eat. i don't like my plate messy. i don't like eating with "public" spoons and forks--i don't really like those at the foodcourt and the school canteen. i don't like holding or getting my hands messy, which includes (unfortunately) making himay the food, and in this case, "the food" just happened to be crab.

just. my. luck.

it took me forever to get the crabmeat on my plate, by which time my parents were already half-laughing and half-pitying me. i believe they were taking pleasure in seeing me work hard to get the meat. phooey! in the end, i did get the meat out, though it wasn't enough. my dad gave me some more crabmeat na lang. haha. naawa.

and then jinx and i got into a petty quarrel again. she kept stepping on my foot kasi eh. i was wearing her chucks and she was wearing my fila.

ME
jinx! stop it!

JINX
what?! you stop it! those are my shoes. you're dirtying them.

ME
wha? you're dirtying my shoes.

JINX
ano ka? ganito na yan nung binigay mo sa 'kin!

ME
no kaya! malinis yan noh! buy me news shoes!

JINX
buy me new shoes! mom!

ME
mom, si jinx oh!

JINX
si em oh!

MAMA
alam nyo, di ko naman kasalanan yan eh, bakit sa 'kin nyo tinatawag yan?! pag tinanong ko kung ano gusto ninyo, di naman kayo sasagot. pag bumili naman ako, ayaw ninyo.

ME
fine, shopping tayo ngayon!

JINX
oo nga. shopping tayo!

ME
hindi ka kasama. i meant just the two of us, me and mom.

JINX
no. the three of us--i mean, the two of us ni mama!

ME
did you say three? haha! the three of you? hahahahahahahaha!

JM
hehe.kaya the three of you kasi one si jinky and two si mama!

haha. benta talaga. ayus humirit si martin! alam yung nasa isip ko. heehee.doble daw si mama...

and then after lunch we were planning to go to the movies. so we went on our way. nadaanan namin yung spoofs ltd. na stall. martin was looking at the shirts and he read out loud, "horny peter and the..." which was a spoof of harry potter. ulol, tuwang-tuwa pa. i told him, "alam mo ba kung ano ibig sabihin ng 'horny'?". no daw sabi niya. he asked kung ano ba yun. i told him never mind, and just forget about it. heehee. tsk, tsk. he's just 11...

we were supposed to watch cheaper by the dozen 2 at ATC, kaso we missed the 2.00pm screening, eh 5.15pm pa yata yung sunod. we had to go to fesetival supermall to hear mass, so we decided to check na lang festi if meron din screening.

we went to the movies sa festi and got in to see the 3.00pm screening. we were late by a few minutes, pero ayus lang. i enjoyed the film. so sweet. and dad didn't sleep! usually he sleeps inside the moviehaus, pero he watched the whole film! 'stig! mom also enjoyed it--a lot! she kept laughing and laughing. i'm happy she enjoyed it. i rarely see her enjoying a movie eh.

after the film, i was like, "panu kaya kung twelve kami, noh? ang saya siguro."

my folks were like, "eh tatlo na nga lang kayo, di pa kayo magkaayusan, pano pa pag maramik ayo?" oo nga noh...oohhh...

haha. it was funny kasi we watched a family film, then when we went to mass, we were asked if we could be the family offerer. so kami yung sa offertory. wala lang...parang...like..."destiny...". haha. ulol.

oh yah, i got new glasses! yeah! mas trip ko kaysa dun sa old glasses ko.hehe.

bwiset 'tong keyboard na toh!

kaartehan na naman! ah ah! letschTM!

biruin nyo ba naman, ayaw magtino! ayaw ng SPACEBAR! ayaw ng ENTER key. ayaw pa rin ng BACKSPACE! eh panu ba naman yan?!?! gamit ko DELETE, eh pang-ubos ng oras! gamit ko rin ON-SCREEN KEYBOARD!

oh, anu ba yan?! ngayon pwede na! ginagago ako ngkeyboard na toh eh! wala naman ganyanan keyboard...haha. nababaliw na ako...

ayaw na naman ng spacebar! and ng enter! and ng backspace! abah, may mood swings na pati 'tong keyboard!

siyempre alam pinagsasabi ko, kasi keyboards niyo siguro maayos. eh sakin, bulok. hehe. p0+@!

kawawa naman ako...

i had a nice start this morning.

my little princess visited sa bahay. haha. yeah, little iya (iyaboo!). hangkyut pa, kasi nasa shoulders siya ni daddy joe niya. so sweet nilang mag-daddy...haay...one day i'll have my own iyaboo...heehee...

anyway, it's such a joy talaga to watch her grow. she'll be turning one in a few weeks, and i can't wait. she's really the ray of sunshine ng ocampo clan (haha, hinde lang family)...

with all the dirty diapers, the late-night cries, and the sticky laway, little iya has been the "star" baby. haha. supahstah! woo hoo! yeah, baybeh!

haha. weird. masaya lang talaga ako. wweeeee!

hmm, lemme see.




***

I'm currently making a paper for English, with Paulo Coelho's Veronika Decides To Die as my book of choice and as the basis of my report. Haha. Notice the correct capitalization and punctuation marks and all else? Hehe. Weird.

But, yeah, I'm thinking of which topic to use. I need to formulate my thesis statement already. I have the whole weekend, yes, but I don't want to have to think about it for the whole Saturday and Sunday. Aack! Haha.

Wish me luck.

nyekerz! it's been making ulan since like, forever! dehmn mehn. hehe.

it's a friday! and technically, i'd be making conyo-but-sounding-like-bakla post today. pero i'm not gonna make another attempt na. i'm good na eh, haha. feeling! heehee. pagbigyan, pagbigyan...

anyway, it's always ulan-ulan na! so kakainis, noh? can't go on a gala kasi it's all wet and stuff outside. so, like, parang walang kwenta if i go out because i'd be like, just stuck somewhere. haha. letschTM.

so saya school today! wala kasi masyado stuff to do. siyempre, i'm the dakilang tamad, so i was so happy to just relax and higa and sit sa floor. heehee. parang bata.

yesterday nga pala, we made laro-laro in the ulan! OMG! so like me being my 8-year-old self. haha. so bata, so immature! heehee. kasi the canteen was like at the other end of the campus pa (haha, eksajTM!), so we had to lakad there pa because we needed to kain. and we had no payong and stuff, so we made basa in the rain. heehee. since ever, we've been like that. always pabasa sa rain. sugod! haha.

i'm sho haffee! and to think kaninang morning, i was so down. di me sure why, pero i just was. haha, pa-drama queen effect pa: "The weather reflects my emotions..." or something like, "I feel as down as the weather."

a huwatt? kagaguhan ku umiiral. ulol. haha. so ewan!

oen big achievement ngayon: i was very masipag! i did kalahati of my physics homework na! oh, dah bah? 'stig! nice desfi bebe! hehe. nyuckzTM! hmm...san galing yang "desfi bebe" na yan?! whooo! haha.

oh, yah. haha, kawawa naman me! for two reasons: 1) dami papers na kailangan to do, and 2) nasugat me kanina. boo hooo. and wala me dala panyo today (my bad), tapos it bled! waah! so i "stamped" it on a page on my notebook while taking notes. haha. i know, so yuckky (double "k" pa!)!



then yesterday, i was so walang magawa, so i did this:


trying to be "creativity"! haha. gags. tagoink!






weh, i'm baaacckk! haha. a-what?! tagoink!

oh, here's for the 10th muse. sabi lang toh sa 'kin ng aking ever-loko lil bro martin, pero it's for the banda na rin:

"when is your band going to perform again? aren't you guys ever going to play again? i wanna watch ulit eh...



"...hey, you can make a part-time job playing with the band even just in the...the...

















"...the park!"






huh? what?! heehee.

orayt. wha happen'd tuday na masaya?

HALOS WALANG CLASS!!! nyahaha. tindi! tenchu, sr. edna! haha!

basically, our only class today was computer. bad trip, i finished my program (a lunch menu eklat) early, so i went online to blog and stuff. but blogger was down! shoot. anyway, i went surfing anyway, trying to find something interesting on the net (and no, i did not surf for porn...). i din't have much time, tho, because our class got called to da gym for practice. ayus lang naman with me, becos di pa kame nakakapag-rehease for da song we were goin' ta present.

(pansin nyo prang paiba ishpelling ng some stuff 'ere? hehe. labuuuh.)


some peeps nga pala had TLE class--ako hindi, juzz stayed in da classrom. jam sessions den sila. haha. share muh pain, dudes! hehe. talsikan din daw yung jam sa kanila. haha. mga may amats, naglagay ng toothpaste sa hands/fingers nila. heehee. patawa. hope it helped guys, di ko naisip yun eh. woohoo!

kagulo sa classrom kanina! ah ah, grabeh! sabog lahat, natalsikan kasi ng jam! haha. huh? heehee. sayawan, pero walang pakealaman! nyak! kafagud! pero masaya, kase nag-PE kame the whole day. we weren't scolded or anything. kasi, we're suppos'd ta change to uniform again aftah PE class. eh di naman nag-PE class, pero we wore PE anyway. tapos until dismissal na. haha. talagang wala nang pakealaman. yesh!



*taking pleasure in the idea that all my other classmates are nursing their burned hands and fingers, and i'm not. haha!*

shit talaga. haha.

hanggulo ng araw na 'toh! p0+@! anyway, ano pa nga ba? it's not like there's anything i can do, right?

i'm not going to 19east after all. the guys backed out due to reasons they would not disclose. oh well, it's not really that important. at least i'd be at home when dad arrives. i can say i "waited" for him, instead of going to out to be with the tropa. also, gala lang naman eh. next time na...










then my mates are saying something about len wanting to see us play sa paseo. huwatt?! tuloy ba yun o hinde? anyway, i won't be able to ask permission na, so there's no chance i'm going--if there ever is a tambayan sa paseo tomorrow.

what i'm really upset about is the romeo and juliet play. i've dashed all chances of watching it. hoohoohoo. phooey! mom said dad probably won't want to drive us to the afp theater if it's like from 8pm onwards (depends on what time it'd finish, since spongecola's be playing). late na daw masyado. damn.

right, it's my fault for getting my hopes up. stupid me. darn me.

siete. wag na nga pag-plano-plano. wala naman natutuloy, panira lang ng araw.





bakit parang ang sarap magmura ngayong araw?
i've been wanting to cuss all day long. haha. angsty, dude!

SCENE01: New Doorstopper

INT. day. yeariv-st. humbeline classroom.

MISS DET
hindi ba kayo naiinitan?

CLASS
no.

miss det opens the door, but the door closes again due to the wind. i think. class watches miss det with amusement as she goes on opening the door again.

CLASS
miss, kayo na lang yung doorstopper. haha!


***


SCENE 02: ROW OVER WRITING

INT. day. yeariv-st. humbeline classroom.

class is taking notes on agricultural sector of the philippines.

GISELE
miss, ano po ulit yun? 1/3 of the economy...?

MISS DET
oo, ng agriculture. so, 1/3 to the economy's GDP, and then yung labor force...

class writes down exactly what she's saying.

MISS DET
...ay mali! baliktad pala. 1/5 to the GDP, 1/3 sa labor force--

CLASS
aww, yan. madumi na, dapat no erasures...haha!

MM
ayan, may erasures na. kasi eh!

MISS DET (jokes)
eh kahit naman anong gawin ko magulo pa rin sulat mo eh!


***


SCENE 03: SPELLING 'FOR'

miss det dictates importance of agriculture.

MISS DET
another importance, it is a market for industrial production.

GISELE
miss, ano po? market world?

MISS DET
ha? market for.

GISELE
for?

MISS DET
oo, for.

GISELE
as in F-O-R?

MISS DET
oo, for.

GISELE
ah, for! akala ko world.


***


SCENE04: SECTS = SECTORS

class is still on the importance of agriculture.

MISS DET
source of resources for other sects.

'sects' sound more like 'sex.'

CLASS
huh?!?!

MISS DET
sectors! ano ba iniisip nyo?

CLASS
wooh...talaga lang...

MISS DET (medyo defensive ang dating)
bakit? meron naman talagang word na 'sects' ah!


***

just a little quick post. i was playing with the webcam when my lil bro martin asked me if i could take a picture of his box of chocolates and post it on my blog. haha. aww, he wants to share it to you guys. haha. rriiiightttt...

anyway, here:


and here's martin. admire him, i begged to take a picture of him. camera shy kasi eh...haha. (obvious ba na di nagmana sa 'kin? haha!):

wow, grabeh! jam session kanina! astig! haha. like, ultraelectromagneticJAM ka-astigan! to the max! yeah, baybeh!

haha. jam session kanina, TLE period. we made mango jam. yeah, jam. as in jam. the jam you spread on bread. haha.


...until now, my hand smells like mangoes. yyyyyuuuuuucccckkkkk!!!




i so don't want to do that again. never. i am no good when it comes to kitchen stuff, and especially when it comes to preparing the food. firstly, kanina, i didn't know how to slice the mangoes. i was like, "did you cut it in half ba?" and stuff, then aya was like, "ano ka ba, aki? may buto yan sa gitna, hindi mo yan mahihiwa sa kalahati!". i know, embarassing, right? i am 16 years old and i don't know how to slice mangoes--or any other fruit (except apples) for that matter.


i don't eat fruits kasi eh. i don't even like fruit-flavored stuff--mango ice cream, grape jellyace, and the like. i can eat fruit-flavored candies, mainly because most are artificially flavored. haha.

i swear, i felt so much pity for myself kanina! haha. i laughed it off na lang. pero it was really hard for me. do teachers give loads of points for effort? because i really put a lot into that damn jam.

i came up with another quotable quote while doing the jam: "save your finger, not the grade." haha. because while we were making the jam, it started to boil and the big blob i was stirring started to make talsik-talsik everywhere! damn hot! it was bad enough that i got some on the uniform, but then i also got it on my hands and face, OUCH! and as i was using a metal spoon to stir the jam, my spoon got so hot, too. from then until i reached home, i was nursing my finger. napaso kasi ako! boo hoo.

haha. whatta experience. pinaka-kakaibang jam session! hoohoo! hehe. first and last, hopefully.

*still can't get over the traumatizing experience of having to make jam. haha.*

kulasa ka-eklatan. kulasa ka-eklatan. kulasa ka-eklatan.

some pics of my barkada and other classmates. haha. P2P: proud to be pretty! wweeee!

September2005. with Nolan. (naks! ispeyshal mention, kahit di ko yun masyado kilala, kasi sina loraine and lee and sha yung friends niya...)


January2006. with LenLen.


haha. benta yung last pic. my mates know why. heehee.

i'm the first. i'm always the first. ALWAYS.

jinx got to the shower first before i did. for that, i am very--and i mean, VERY--pissed off at her!

just because of this simple incident, which happened during the early hours of the morning as we were preparing to go to school, i was so pissed off. really! i wasn't able to enjoy the music of the eraserheads, though it was boomin' on the speakers already. i wasn't able to enjoy my big bowl of coco pops, and may milk pa naman! not just the cereals, may milk na! dammit!

she knew she CAN NEVER be the first to take a shower in the morning! pero she did. i so can NOT forgive her for that.

i am the eldest. i am the firstborn. the firstborn is always first! the first to be served dinner. the first to use the computer. the first to watch the TV. the first to get what i want. AND the first to take a shower in the morning!

call me shallow, but i so value my being the firstborn of the familia ocampo. i really do. it's my 'title.' and nobody better mess with me when it comes to my privileges as the eldest child.






if you ever do that again, loser, i am going to drag you out of the bathroom--even if you're already naked.

my heart is still pounding after watchin' an old episode of 'lost.' haha. weird. tagal tagal na, ngayon ko lang siya actually na-enjoy...

the show's first season's got re-runs on studio23 eh. and since i have nothing better to do on mondays--forget homeworks!--i spend the time watching it.

before kasi, i'd always hear somebody's gone, like, out of the island or something. i kept thinking it was probably a reality show--and i'm not into reality shows eh. stupid, i know! me and my idiot self. haha. then after the first two episodes, i realized hinde pala. but then there were talks about 'strange creatures' on the island, and i wasn't a fan of such shows where they had 'strange creatures.' so i didn't watch it.


but now, i do, i do, i do...ooh...haha.

i watch it to wait for josh holloway and matthew fox and...um...evangeline lilly(shh! highlight the blank part of you wanna know...). secret lang yan ha.

haha. just kidding. i am so not crushing on that person! heehee. i just think that last one is the hottest one on the show. matthew fox has it all, too--the good guy personality, the beautiful eyes...there's just something *put all nice words here* about him that makes you go "haaaayyyyy....". josh holloway is the man! he's like the sexiest man on the island. too bad the episode a while ago didn't really give him much time on screen, so i just had a few seconds to drool over his pretty boy face. haha. eurgh. actually, i wasn't even very concentrated on his face--more on his blond hair. i was like, "parang ang sarap i-brush yung hair nya. so soft...heehee." and the wind was blowing his hair--damn that wind effect! makes me crush on the guy even more...

but don't get me wrong. i don't just watch it because of the hot actors. i actually like the story, believe it or not. (of course you won't believe me...who does?). like a while ago, i got so lost in thinking about what's gonna happen in the next scene, that i almost jumped up in surprise. darn it. this shows drivin' me crazy. i was so kinabahan by the end of the show, it took me some guts to go downstairs and put back in the fridge the snack i wasn't able to finish while watching 'lost.' damn, damn, damn.

i so don't want to be a 'lost' geek. but i can't help it if i'm getting hooked up to the darn show...


my new crushies--josh, matthew, and evangeline:

somewhere out there...
blah blah blah blah blah blah
then we'll be together...
somewhere out there
blah blah blah
blah blaaaaahhhh

haha. martin is watching some movie with a mouse on disney channel. don't get all smart-ass wit me--it ain't mickey mouse! a suckier version, aight?

and then mom heard the mouse singing somewhere out there...

MAMA (obviously very happy and proud)
ay! kinanta ni papa niyo yan!

JM (frantic)
aarrrggghhh! change channel na natin!!!

and then mom goes on and on about papa sang the song way back when he was still a starting employee at the office...blah blah blah. haha! yo, dude (papa/richgrrr/jojo), pinahiya ka na naman namin. woo hoo!

anyway, commercial lang yan. i didn't know what to put on the title kasi eh. haha.

i am so ekshayted!!! i so want it to be friday na! haha. 19east after school. it's better than staying at home noh. op cors, better sana somewhere in manila (qc, anyone? sa may katipunan? haha! hmm...bakit kaya?). pero ayus na rin, kuya joe said they got good music there eh.

just to let you know, i DO NOT drink. or smoke. or have any other vices. imagoodgurl. yeah, you read that right. imagoodgurl. haha.

benta yung p.e. today. so daming ka-eklatan--pero all great fun! haha. i think p.e. is like the muggle version of defense against the dark arts in the harry potter world. kasi, this year, we've had four--yeah, FOUR--different p.e. teachers in seven months! four!



at least we're continuing with modern dance. our new teacher is a ballet teacher kasi, pero we're keepin' the modern dance and not having ballet. whew! i canNOT imagine myself in a tutu (and don't get any ideas! or else!).

so, i finally got the pictures! yeah! the ones last saturday!

ANG CUTE KO PALA! haha!







...kaso in one pic, so big my ears! nyak! haha. one pic lang naman eh. i'll photoshop it na lang. haha.

by the way, do i sound bad trip today? no? really? because i am. haha. talaga. haha.

wala kasing cussing kaya di mukhang bad trip ako because of exam results. aheehee. but i am. kinda. (parang ang daming periods after almost every single word, noh? pa-effect lang. haha). anyway, i am so dead meat in physics! 55? that's it?!?! 55/100? what the--? haha. actually, i don't really care, kasi i have so many karamay naman eh. and i still have 21 points to consider pa--that is, if i get a perfect 21 in the yet-to-be-checked items. so, my best bet is that i'd get...76/100? oh well. who cares?

nobody, duh!

math made me feel better, though. 82/90. (letschTM, i hearing the "somewhere out there" song again...). to think i didn't study much in math, and my stupid calculator didn't have nCr on it, which was ten points! so, eight mistakes is actually ayus na. besides, i'm no mathematician naman eh, aminado ako. it's my worst subject. boo hoo.

it's funny how i always have long posts sa blog ko. weird. i try to make it short, but always end up having one long post. bored na ba kayo magbasa? ako hindi pa bored magkwento eh. haha.

sige, naaawa na ako. i know i'm the most boring person on earth. heehee. so imagonow. tagoink! peace!

fly, fly, fly the butterfly,
in the meadow the blah blah blah...

i forgot the lyrics to that kiddie song. haha. pero anyway, i didn't see a butterfly.

i. saw. a. fly. -- actually. two. flies.

yeah, flies. as in langaw. gross, i know. heehee. i was both disgusted and amazed. disgusted with the first fly, aliw with the second fly.

the first fly kasi, i saw in the library. kit kasi kept noticing it eh. yuck, kit! yuck! haha. *peace!* it was on its last few seconds of life na. as in it kept shaking and looking epileptic on the clean(?), white tiles of the library floor. eww! i swear that fly was just total grossness! don't ask me how the hell did it get inside the library.

pero the second fly was aliw, because i was watching it while i sat in the van. don't ask me how it got there, either. basta, it was in the van. what caught my attention about the fly was its color. it wasn't black, or gray, or bluish. it was yellow. like, yellow-orange. really, it was! i kept looking at it as it tried to fly outside the closed window, trying to convince myself that i wasn't colorblind and the orange fly was real. haha. i kept thinking, baka may hepatitis lang yung fly kaya ganun.

haha. haha. haha. fly, fly, fly the fly.

nice morning. i finally retired to my room around 5am this morning, though the research paper still had some fixin' to do. i heard a chicken crow kasi eh, so i figured "late" na. haha. morning na, and i didn't want my mom to find out that i'd been up until morning the next day. i didn't immediately go to bed, though. soundtrippin' muna. so, i basically slept at 06.04am (haha! record!) and woke up two hours and six minutes later--08.10am! :)

anyway, i'm still thinkin' about yesterday--the day with len and company. haha. murahan blues kahapon! just me being my teen self. i threw words like "taena" and "p0+@" and "nanggagago." yeah, definitely not me. even i was surprised with myself. all with good reason naman eh, although i'm not gonna go on and make kwento about it--because this is a fun blog, not a rant blog.

but yesterday was fun! haha, piktyuran! i hafta admit, i was making pa-cute sa cam. haha, minsan lang naman eh! pero i left earlier than my mates, so i didn't get to see the photos (i have a feeling i don't want to see 'em). oh well, basta naman nakasama si len, ayus na.

something funny and embarassing: gisele and i were kinda having our own world, trying to be conyo ang arte in public! haha! we were like, "OMG!" and "grabeh, so ano ha" and "that's like, so uh...you know". haha. seriously, i was a totally zoinked (totally what??) person yesterday. even though one of our mates already said, "huy, pinagtitinginan na kayo ng mga tao," we didn't stop. haha. yeah, baybeh!

after leaving festi, my family and i went to atc. haha. home of the cute guys of the south. heehee. gwapo yung katabi ko sa kfc! and to think ayaw ko pa sana kumain dun! heehee. *we went to atc kasi gusto daw manood ni mom ng concert ni pops fernandez...(yeah, i know. i'm not even gonna start to talk about this...*sigh*)

actually, magulo yesterday eh. first we went to st. scho to fetch loser (jinx), and then we drove to atc coz jinx was gonna hang out there with friends. mom said drop-off lang namin si jinx, then we'd go to festi so i can meet up with my friends. i didn't know that by "drop-off", my mom meant parking the car, going to the food court, having late lunch, and making chitchat with people. and all this time i thought "drop-off" was basically just throwing my sister out of the car and leaving for festi. tsk tsk.

after festi, they went to atc to pick jinky up, then they went back to festi to hear mass and fetch me. then we went back to atc for the pops concert and dinner. whew! ka-windang! hehe. and i still had energy left to stay up until six in the morning the next day! 'stig!

haha. madz and lee were telling me about my friendster video. creepy daw! hmp! hehe. hindi naman eh! funny nga eh. judge it for yourself! go to my friendster profile (see my links). patawa, sabi nila julia yesterday--they were the first probably to see the vid--"fides, ano ginagawa mo dun? kumakanta?" i was like, "huh?" (yeah, with a raised eyebrow effect, kaso still no match with len's raised eyebrow effect). haha. yun pala they didn't have a speaker. oh, okay.

anyway, so now i'm done with physics. yay! there's just math and arts na lang! ayus!

pero right now, i need to go na. gonna make kain. haha. and because martin is gonna use the net. syet, another ka-competensya with the computer. tagoink!

bahay namin maliit lamang
pero, pero, pero malinis 'to
pati sa kusina...

haha. weird. i'm just taking a breather from our (kristina+me) research paper in physics, which is about--surprise, surprise!--alcohol- and electric-powered cars. buti na lang hindi naman heavy topic ito. i mean, it's not easy--what's easy these days?--but at least there are loads of resources i can find in the net...

mayroong kumakalat na balita,
na ang misis ni kwan ay madaling makuha
bago maniwala, mag-isip-isip ka muna
marami ang namamatay sa maling akala...

before i started on my--our--paper, i got myself prepped up by downloading some songs from the net. it was stupid, really--i searched for "maling akala - brownman revival" and then i downloaded the first on the list. now i'm listening to it...and brownman revival's vocalist sounds like ely buendia...










haha. tagoink!

it's a quarter to 2am na, but surprisingly, i'm not yet bangag...or windang...or sabog...i'm actually feeling rather (dare i say it?) inquisitive. genius, even.

ooh, maybe it's because i'm an insomniac (in the works), and i really can't sleep anyway. so, this is what? a good use of my time? whoa. syet. haha. bago un ah.


du du du dooo...
du du du dooo...
du du du du
du du du du du dooo...
hmm hmm hmm hmmm
hmm hmm hmm hmmm
hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm
hmm hmmmm...

before you get any ideas, i'm listening to 'with a smile'--the eraserheads one, not the southborder one. i so don't like the southborder one--stickin' to the original...

owwkiee. drugs are kickin' in--i'm on a drugs na. haha. shugamomma! nah, 'alapaap' kasi the song eh. labs ko yung song, kaso i thought about it and what kuya mitch said (basta somethin' somethin') and i came to the conclusion--shite, line ko yan sa generalization sa research paper ah--anyway, i came to the conclusion na a way to interpret the song nga is that it's about being on a high. as in high on drugs. hoohoo.

masdan mo'ng aking mata
di mo ba nakikita?
ako ngayo'y lumilipad
at nasa langit na.
gusto mo ba sumama?

stretch, stretch. letsch! six pages pa lang paper namin--kaunti pa lang. haha.

oh yah, kuya mitch and i were talking about the eraserheads and their songs, and benta sa 'kin yung kwento niya na sa concert ng e-heads, pa-iba daw yung kanta nila ng magasin...

naaalala mo pa ba
nung tayo pang dalawa?
di ko inakalang sisikat ka
tinawanan pa kita
tinawag mo 'kong walang hiya
medyo pangit ka pa noon...

HANGGANG NGAYON...!

haha. supposed to be "ngunit ngayon" ung last line. heehee. parang ang sarap kantahin yan (yeah, with those lines), i'm just making isip kanino...haha.

i'm also watching 'superproxy 2k6' from youtube.com to cheer myself up and keep me awake. so cute talaga. the song is awesome. the video is cute. eon is cute...arkin is cute...ely is cute..



...and francis m...uh...i give him credit for bringing forth a bunch of really great-looking kids. haha. ...and yeah, cute din siya sa vid. heehee.


video is courtesy of tabachoi

i better get back to work.

"sino nga yung batang general na bayani? yung gwapo?"

guess who asked that? haha. just like exams, i'll give you choices:

(A) madz
(B) lee
(C) anjela
(D) mykee
(E) shariz
(F) fides (that's me!)

haha. hangover ng exams! woo hoo!

okay, so while you guys are fumbling over who said what, the answer to "sino yun general na yun?" is gregorio del pilar, the hero of tirad pass. just a little tidbit for a healthy mind...huh? di ko nga sure eh...

anyway, so the people mentioned above *ehem, ehem* were making daldalan sa music room kahapon after lunch. exams were done na kasi, pero we weren't allowed to go home yet. letschTM! haha. "leche" yan, pina-arte ko lang (for those of you, kung meron man, na di pa rin ma-gets yung word). hangkyut the word noh? heehee. so, as i was saying, we were in the music room. friends A, B, C, and D were talking about valentine's day, and who they'd want to go with on a date. ako was listening to friend E playing the piano. nagfafaka-shenti, nag-request fa ng 'my heart will go on'. nyak! so, talking-talking ulit 'bout sino gwapong ka-date...then out of the blue, someone just blurted out THAT question: "sino nga yung batang general na bayani? yung gwapo?"

anu ba yan? pati daw ba bayani pinag-kainteresan para maging ka-date?

desperado na talaga kami. ako. si (choose from A, B, C, D, E). lahat.

so i'm gonna let you guys in on some stuff about me, email nyo ako kung gusto niyo date tayo...:

(1) i'm single


































classmates, libre mangarap. pabayaan nyo na ako mangarap, owkei? minsan lang 'toh...haha.

OMG! i was able to listen to spongecola over the radio, when they performed at Dish. astig! coolitTM (cool+kulit) ni yael. they sang 'neon' pa. aww. lucky thing for me, i turned on my radio in time. i actually forgot all about the RX victory party, then i heard kitchie nadal being interviewed. so i tuned in, hoping spongecola hadn't performed yet.

eto na naman. waiting. never worked before...tsk, tsk...

pero it worked that night--er, midnight. it was 12am na when they played. worth the wait. listening isn't as great as the real thing, like, actually being there. pero pwede na yun. i'm waiting until college para makatambay-tambay na sa kung saan-saan. haha.

so yael said they'd be playing during the romeo&juliet production on 28jan. i just emailed my dad last night to ask him if i could go on any of the dates that they'll be putting on show the play (26jan-04feb if i'm not mistaken). now i'm targeting the 28th. haha. dad's coming home on the 27th eh, so he'd be here to drive me, and buy my ticket for me. heehee. hopefully. pero i'm still gonna watch naman with or without spongecola. i love theater.

in the meantime, while i'm waiting for my dad (he said pag-usapan daw namin when he gets back--what???), i'm continuing making pa-effect sa kanya so he'd let me see the show. woo hoo!

pa, i know you're reading my blog. let me go see the show on the 28th! puh--leeaasssee! you're the coolest dad ever. you're the best dude i know. you're the most gwapo guy in the whole world (after yael, and brad, and dan, and josh, and matthew...). fine, YOU LOOK LIKE RICHARD GERE!

people have no idea how that last sentence can have such a grrr-eat effect on my dad. haha.

OMG! i so totally almost forgot that ngayon is a friday, so it's conyo-slash-bakla day! OMG talaga! so uh! physics kasi eh, so kaka-loka! haha! sobra!

you know what's so tae? i so, like, didn't know what to lagay in my physics exam! kasi it's the last araw na for our pagsusulit, and we like took physics, filipino, and art. like, who the hell would want to sagot a pagsusulit in art? they should've like, just made us do a proyekto instead of making us sulat three essays. art kasi, like the humanities, is "subjective" and deals with an individual's "perception, feelings, intuition, and insights." oh da bah? straight from my notes pa yan? syet.

pero i don't have much paki naman with the arts exam (no offense, papa peng--i love art naman eh). biyernes is araw ng physics. letschTM ( my new salita 'toh!) na physics (no offense din, ms. whenn--it's not you, it's the subject). i so didn't do aral for the exam. i just made basa my notes a bit, and since we have computations din, i again applied my new philosophy: "basta may calculator, papasa na!"

for some darn dahilan, my calculator, like, didn't make me tulong. shite. i had no idea how to sagot the mga tanong. yan kasi, fides, not making aral eh...tsk tsk.

there was this one time, when everyone was almost tapos na with the physics exam, so i was making daldal with lee. i looked at my test papel, and i still had two items sa multiple choice part without sagot, so i made sabi to my mate: "hey, pick a letter from A to D." so she sad, "B." okei. so i encircled letter B on my paper. haha. my matey didn't actually made bigay me the answer, kasi she didn't know which items i was talking about. she just simply picked a letter. haha. i'm an idiot madalas, pero i'm not a cheat, either. i have enough sense not to make kopya or other kinds of cheating during exams...

heehee. pero not being able to answer my physics pagsusulit didn't make me change my pag-iisip about not studying para sa exams. i think, like kahit what pa gawin ko, i'll still be the tamad and walang kwentang student who's only talent is to be a bum. heehee. talentado me! woo hoo!

so ngayon, what na? i keep isip what to make sulat here, pero my mind's kinda kalat right now, and my utak is so empty (well, it's usual...)...haha.

oh yah! i'm gonna make kita coneylenlen tomorrow! i'm gonna make porma to make a good impression sa kanya. of course, it's been like almost isang taon since i last saw her, so dapat i'm presentable enough. OMG! can't so wait na! haha.

and we have a new elective na nga pala--entrepreneurship, with mr. joel santos. he looks like a cool guy, and maayos mag-teach. definitely has a kakaibang way of teaching. he might be making payag to open notes for tests, and he's reserving the last thirty minutos in klase for us to make laro the cashflow boardgame. i'm the kasama of kit and angge, and with all have our posisyon. angge is like the financial manager, kit is the PR, and me? well, i'm like the model! haha. endorser pala. baka ma-degrade yung ibang people like, when i say i'm a model! haha. kafal ko! OMG! syet. this is so not like me!

there was a so nakakatawa na comment kanina about the word 'entrepreneurship.' kasi mr. santos made sulat it on the board, and then someone in class (i'm not gonna bigay the name, to not pahiya anyone) was like: "ang daming palang 'E' sa word na 'entrepreneurship.'" and then a moment after, somebody else quipped, "oo nga noh..." OMG! na-amaze sa word na 'entrepreneurship'! ayos!

of course, can't make limot debate. i so don't want to like have debate anymore. it's being a pahirap kasi. i feel like so kolehiyala na. eww! haha. more like, college student pala--not kolehiyala. heehee. pero, yah, it's like, so daming papers to do. and our debate teacher made dagdag pa kanina, kasi we have to like make a paper pa which we have to defend. and i don't really like my topic pa! pero at least meron me a teensy-weensy interest in it. pwede na rin...

i so like the new word i came up with: letschTM!



...by the way, i'm taking lee's suhestiyon and making lagay like a copyright on my physics tula. so yah, OMG! i made gawa a poem--for physics pa. haha. it's in my previous post. the kahapon one.

haha. physics is driving me crazy, pansin nyo? it's just something i made up while i was in the shower, refreshing myself and hoping that after getting drenched in water, i'd be awake enough to get some physics terms and formulas inside my head.

but alas, instead of finding myself engrossed in my physics notes after taking a shower, i found myself instead in front of the computer doing--what else?--blogging. hooey! what a nice way to make use of the half-day given during exam week. haha. model student ako, remember?

anyway, i'd just been looking at some photo albums in the living room a while ago. so much has changed since, i dunno, forever! i couldn't help but laugh myself off over those family pictures we had, especially the ones during christmas.

this is the most recent one, taken last christmas 2005:


after looking through the photos, i had a good word to throw to my mom...

ME
ma, may na-realize lang ako after looking dun sa pictures natin.

MAMA
ano?

ME
pumayat ka pala...

(it's rare that i give my mom a compliment, and it's the first time i actually told her na pumayat siya.)

ME
...kasi yung nakita kong pic yung noong two years ago pa eh. at least pumayat ka! kahit konti!

haha. love you, ma. i have a feeling you're reading my blog...haha.

speaking of family, i have to congratulate my dad--he finally learned how to go about my site! yeah! haha. he had this to say (from his email):

hello MM!

na-access ko na! guess sino nagturo?! ! si mama! hahaha!

well, i read a few lines and saw the pics of tintin's bday.

kaya lang puro ka mura! hahaha!

i'll surely leave you a message on your tag... sermon!

well, gotta go, trabaho muna ako... as if totoo! hehehe!

take care always...

i love you soOoOo much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Papa

woo hoo! pero dad did say he's not really gonna leave a message on my tagboard. he texted saying: "hindi na ako magme-message sa tagboard mo. baka mabasa ng friends mo, isipin nila ang corny naman ni richgrrr!"

yeah, whatever, pa. i know you're reading this, too. haha. shite. oopsie! heehee. go read jinx's blog, mas matindi yata yung sa kanya eh. you know i'm the nice one between us sisters...

haha! tagoink! peace!

whoa. my mom seriously wants me out of the room right now.

i can't leave at the moment, of course, as i am busy "getting my classmates' reports from my email." but, yeah! it's true, i am. well...sort of. haha.

i made progress today! i studied! haha. i mean, considering yesterday, wherein i just chilled in my room while some loud music blasted from my discman, pigged out on some food from the fridge, blogged and surfed the net, talked to someone on the phone--whoa, telebabad? that's new--then went to bed (with the whole telebabad thing, haha, walang skandalo friends. si guro lang yun!). today, i found myself holding my tle and health notes. i studied for an hour...uhm, almost. it was 0800pm when i started, finished at 0851pm. at least i studied.

besides, tomorrow's math exam. and just like what i said in my previous entry, "basta may calculator, papasa na!" haha!

geez, chill ma. i just got called by my first name, "fides." she said, "tigil na sa computer, fides." my mom doesn't call me fides at home. so we're using fides now?

is this the part where i have to scram now and run for cover or else somethin' really awful is gonna happen to me? haha.

damn, fides. that name...

owkie. i'm not gonna go on rantin' again, as i'll be a good little kid and stop blogging for now. i'm not gonna study, of course. i'm gonna go to my room and start soundtrippin'. woo hoo!

just a little quickie: i watched the start of american idol season 5 today. haha. that show just gets weirder and weirder. i mean, the people who audition just get weirder and scarier even. benta pa rin si simon! haha. cute ng expression niya pag ayaw niya sa person auditioning. aheehee!

P.S.
Pa, if you're reading this, jinky said you smell like the Lysol freshener in the bathroom. haha.

P.P.S
Pa, if you're reading this, congratulations! that means you've learned how to surf through my blog na pala! haha. loveyou, dude! :)

SOME PEOPLE
paghatian na lang nating lahat...

gisele (alabshu talaga, shugamomma!) takes out a calculator.

GISELE
oh, sige. 18 tayong lahat, di ba?

starts pressing key on the calculator.

GISELE
eh di tig-Php5.50 tayo!

ms. det (eco teacher) says somethin' like dapat kasama siya.

GISELE
kasama kayo, miss? okay, fine.

presses keys again. her face lights up.

GISELE
ayan, tig-Php5.25 na lang kung 19 tayo!

SOME PEOPLE
huy, pano ba 'tong sa math?
ano ba pointers for physics?
anu-ano kailangan basahin sa lit?

MODEL STUDENTS
wag na kayo mag-aral!
oo nga, tingin nyo kami! wala tuloy kaming mga problema!
haha! kain na lang, wag na aral!

"paano nga ulit toh? syet."

...grabeh...




















ayoko nah!









whoops! whatcha thinkin' ha?! heehee...i meant ayoko na ng math!

the eraserheads' song "tikman" keeps playing inside my head. LSS, probably. haha. of all songs, why that one?!?!

anyway, math was so nakakasawa today! as in AYOKO NA mag-math! haha. ms. connie gives one too many problems to solve. woo hoo! math's such a burden.

i mean, it's not that hard, compared to before. although i must admit, we are way, way too late compared to other schools, i think. poor us, noh? yah, whatever. who cares?!

anyway, it's exams week--and i have yet to study. haha. i'll just cram--i'm good at that. anyway...

di mapakali, magdamag hinahanap...

...halina, tikman ang langit

darn that song! haha. potah! haha.

oh yah, what was really funny kaninang math were the words my mates were already letting slip while solving math probs. heehee. lintik daw! haha! talaga...they even sang "pare ko," kaso nabitin sila with the "o diyos ko, ano ba ito? di ba, tang..." part. haha. benta...tagoink!

oh yah! nice party. haha, pinaiyak lang namin ang yung birthday celebrant, haha. the youngest grandchild of the ocampo clan: christine! yay! haha, pasimuno si kuya joe eh.

anyway, nothin' much can be said about the party, since it's the usual, simple birthday party you throw for kids...i busied myself taking pictures, so that's basically what i'll post (click to see bigger versions, duh...). by the way, i have decided that i'll call jm (my bro) 'martin' from now on...go figure.

on ze way to ze pahr-ty


martin and me


family three


iyaboo's summer look


birthday celebrant jedi-wannabe


workin' out the lightsaber


mga tsiks ni paolo! haha!


iya says no to my being a paparazzi


haha, hangkyut! razzi daw ba ako? hehe, that little princess talaga.
if you guys want more pics, just go to my online photo album: .::daytripper--the album::.

oh yah, by the way, i got pretty bored reading paulo coelho's 'veronika decides to die', since i read it before. hence, this was what i did:


windang na talaga! i gotta read it, in case i missed a few stuff. i'll be using it kasi for my research paper in english (which i have to defend). damn. just plain damn--and dumb. pero at least it's better than 'fifth mountain.' didn't like that one at all. with 'veronika...' i can relate to her seeing life as boring...di niya kasi naisipan mag-blog na lang eh. heehee. tagoink!

i'm just asking again.

d'you want more ferrero? haha.

by the way, if you want the ferrero bigger, just click on it. para bigger version! haha. orayt, kornie na. so what?! mabusog kayo sa kakatitig! heehee!



klasmeyts, dadalhan ko sana kayo sa school, kaso paano naman ako pagbinigyan ko kayo, da bah? haha. i'm evil, i know. be afraid--be very afraid. wooo!

haha! peace! tagoink!

wala lang. haha.

want some ferrero rocher?

















i'm not gonna give you.





P.S. so cute the little boy of francis magalona (arkin) and ely buendia's son (eon) on the video of superproxy. haha. i saw it on mtv...



tagoink! smilerTM!

ooh, cute! haha.

i just finished watching an old pinoy flick, haha. not old-old, just old. like, a few years ago...the film was cedie, starring tom taus jr. haha, i know, so weird. me? watching a pinoy flick? and an old one at that! haha.

just goes to show you how bored i can be on sundays--pati old pinoy movies pinapatulan ko na! but i'm not supposed to be bored today, really. i'm supposed to be fretting over exams and projects and schoolworks and research papers..but i'm not. haha. to hell with exams--for the third quarter pa! it's like, the middle of january. shitty schedule. sana nung december na lang, da bah? tsk tsk.

oh mehn, i'm going pala to my little cousin's birthday party. we're supposed to be ready by 10.30am, and i haven't even taken a shower yet. paano naman kasi, i didn't know na aalis kami. so i took a shower kaninang 7am (which is part of my weekend routine), and then i'm taking another one in a little while. ayus lang, except it's bitin coz it's already 10.10am on my watch. wweeee!!!

anyway, hangkyut naman nung cedie. watched it because of tom taus jr. ayus lang naman, pretty good for a pinoy film. of course, it still had the baduy-ness of the typical filipino film, but on the whole, at least it had a story--not just pa-cuteness. haha. the words that i use...



bakit, cute naman si tom ah. haha.

orayt, orayt. fayn. baduy na kung baduy. haay...i so don't have anything to do right now...

...weh, i need to ligo na.




P.S. i'll try to post another one later, pag-uwi ko. party muna me. woo hoo! quatro (or singko?) años na si tintin! children's party na toh! lamon!

...i just had a thought. as in an all-of-a-sudden thought. here it is:

how does the song "may pulis, may pulis sa ilalim ng tulay" go again?

may pulis, may pulis, may pulis sa ilalim ng tulay...
may pulis, may pulis, may pulis sa ilalim ng tulay... (am i spelling pulis right? or is it polis? stupid tagalog!)
may pulis, may pulis, may pulis
may pulis, may pulis, may pulis, may pulis
sa ilalim ng tulay.

may basket na hawak ang pulis sa ilalim ng tulay...
may basket na hawak ang pulis sa ilalim ng tulay...
may basket, may basket, may basket, may basket
may basket na hawak ang pulis sa ilalim ng tulay.

may plato sa loob ng basket na hawak ng pulis sa ilalim ng tulay...
may plato sa loob ng basket na hawak ng pulis sa ilalim ng tulay...
may plato, may plato, may plato, may plato
may plato sa loob ng basket na hawak ng pulis sa ilalim ng tulay.

may pansit sa plato sa loob ng basket na hawak ng pulis sa ilalim ng tulay...
may pansit sa plato sa loob ng basket na hawak ng pulis sa ilalim ng tulay...
may pansit, may pansit, may pansit, may pansit
may pansit sa plato sa loob ng basket na hawak ng pulis sa ilalim ng tulay.

may gulay sa pansit sa plato sa loob ng basket na hawak ng pulis sa ilalim ng tulay...
may gulay sa pansit sa plato sa loob ng basket na hawak ng pulis sa ilalim ng tulay...
may gulay, may gulay, may gulay, may gulay
may gulay sa pansit sa plato sa loob ng basket na hawak ng pulis sa ilalim ng tulay.

there's another version of this, i know. the one with the bata seeing the pulis under the bridge and there's the ate and someone making sumbong to someone. if anybody knows, share naman dyan! haha.

i am so walang magawa sa buhay...this is probably why everything makes sense to me. haha.

hooowweeee! oh yah! i'm back again, sa wakas. it's like parang an eternity since i last made sulat here. i've been so pagod kasi--you know, with school and everythang (yah, like, everythang!).

pero anyhoo, here is me na naman, attempting to gawa conyo speak--or more like gayness! OMG! here goes me...oh my gayness! =)) TM!

school was so saya ngayon! nice way to simula the weekends. siyempre can't make limot physics, pero we only researched and made gamit the internet--kaya so saya, talaga! like, you know! haha. so daming eklat nga lang, because so dami to research! so nakakapagod! pero, yah, school is like that naman talaga. what's bago?

the most nakakawindang today was math! as in! i heart math kasi eh. so, like, many numbers. haha. my classmates and i kasi, we are like so into math. and we love miss connie kasi--so much. awww! pero we love more the quadratic equations, da bah? talaga! nyak!

and we so mahal gisele! you know like what today is? it's gisele day!

she's so inspiring talaga! so many never kong malilimutan na moments ni gisele:

"mother and father, mother and father!" -- kanta-kanta to lindsay lohan's 'confessions of a broken heart'

"ay, tapos na? i-rewind nyo!" -- while making pakinig to the musika on madz's CD

"high on a drugs ka!" -- to lee, when lee was asked anong meron with her ngayon

gisele: "to the beat of my, to the beat of my heart..."
kate: "tingin niyo pati si gisele kinakanta na--kahit di niya alam" (the tono of the song??? haha)

and meron me also moment with ailora, siyempre!

me making suklay going back to the classroom.

me: "siyempre, i'm so bastos noh? making suklay in public."
ailora: "hinde, okay lang naman magsuklay dito eh."
me: "oo na nga. school naman toh eh. paki ba nila. basta in private pa rin toh."
ailora: "private nga naman toh. private school kasi eh."

nyak! ailo! tagoink! haha. so sabog talaga my classmates! kaya i so mahal sila!

and then we had libre time between math and debate, because we don't have a guro for tv and radio production. so everybody in class was like so ingay and so high and just like so gulo talaga. lee and ailo were being children (haay, naku! children!) going takbo-takbo around the classroom. the mabait ones were making tapos na their homeworks. some were making patugtog some CDs.

and then sir puno finally made pasok into the silid-aralan for debate class. so nakakakaba that class, because it's like really unpredictable and stuff. weird. and then we had like a mahabang pagsusulit in debate. we made sulat sulat today instead of making oral nonsense eklat and stuff. at least only sir puno will know about the sagot and none of us would be pahiya to the class. the only problema is that it's so sakit sa hand when you write so daming stuff. like sobrang dami talaga! grabe! and then sir puno, whenever i looked at him, he's always making ngiti while watching us. we probably looked so blank! kasi because so dami the questions kaya you don't know what to sulat pa. talaga lang! and then before he made alis sa classroom he said, "it's really fun to watch to you all thinking." haha. thank you, sir puno. you're so swerte--because thinking isn't really something our teachers usually witness sa klase. haha. because we're all sabog! aheehee!

so anyway, i'm so like an insomniac again. can't sleep na naman. kaya here na naman me in front of the computer typing absurd and walang kwenta stuff...

ooh yah, i was making tingin some songs in limewire, and i came across a version of "cry" that spongecola made kanta. haha. so patawa! as in! cute...heehee...wala lang, share ko lang...

tagoink! i'm so wala sa sarili today, kaya i'm not really much into making sulat in my blog. i need inspirasyon...

yow! i meant butting in. haha.

i love thursdays--haha, mainly because it's the only day we're having computer class. ang babaw ko noh? heehee...

but hey, it's the only time that i actually get to use the net without anyybody disturbing me...unless we've got some project or exercise to do for computer class...

...yeah, i know it's sorta wrong to do this, since we're having class. but looking onthe bright side, at least natututo ako gumawa ng projects nang mabilis--as in mabilis. haha. kahit sabog na talaga yung nasa visual basic ko, at walang ka-design design. paki ba ng mga tao. grade ko naman yun eh. basta gumagana yung project ko, ayos na.

...another thing i like about using the cmputer saa school is that i can open multiply.com here. sa house kasi namin topa yung computer, always "cannot find server" yung muultiply. heehee. hmm...kaninong site kaya tinitingnan...wahaha...

...uh oh...going to sabog mode! aaaawwwwwwweeeeeee! hahahahaha. i am senseless, ,and i love it! haha. tagoink!

Thank God I Fassed! haha!

yah, i'm so haffy dat i fassed da ateneo college entrance test! ass in! di fa rin aktuwali nagshi-shink in yung valitang yun eh. still kent veliebe it fa! wowwerz thalaga! haha! ooh yah!

fero i still don't know fa ip my mama and fafa will aktuwali let me istadi der. i tink gushto ng naynay ko sa UP Manila (ass in "yoo-fee me-nila") me mag-aral eh. kashe dun iyung nursing. fero trif ko rin mag-european studies sa admu. wala lang thalaga. trif ko lang...

nafag-usafan nga namen ng clashmeyts ko kanina eh. faano na kaya ang kaleyds layp? farang di fa kakayanin! syet! grave na toh! haha. dis is so kakatakut na. nerb-wracking, sovra! hmmm...

so anyway. at lest meyron na me choices por kaleyds. at lest fumasa, kesa naman naghahanaf fa rin me ng ishkul hanggang ngayun, da bah? haha.

me nakafagtanong nga sa akin kahafon (si aj--na mukhang tinulugan na ata ako ngayong text-text kame, fero ayus lang naman...), where ko daw gushto mag-aral at vaket. savi ko gushto ko sa UST kashe dami dung mga aktibitis and stupp. tsaka andun ang mga finsans ko eh. or kaya naman sa ADMU, kashe maraming malafet na tamvayan sa may katipunan. haha. akala mo kung shinong marunong gumala noh? kafal! yavang! heehee. well, dat's mi! hahanaf fa ako ng ka-deyt fara fag gumala ako meyron me vadigard! haha...

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okay, sobra na! high na naman! again, in julia's words--or word lang (kasi isa lang--haha, corny!)--adik!

i can't believe i'm like this. shockers (haha, kate!)! this is so not me. this "other me" is way, way too idiotic and insane to simply be called bakla. haha.

ayoko na. may amats na nga ako ngayon. this is all too much for one day!




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...tagoink! hahaha!

• from mom: "Wer you? Am worid"
• from jinx: "Nasan ka? Gusto mo ba kami mamatay sa takot?! Di ka nagpapaalam kung saan ka pupunta eh!"

they sent it, like, one too many times--and i'm not counting the missed calls yet! haha.

when i got home, i saw that the car was gone. our househelper was waiting for me at the gate, and asked me where i had been. i looked at my aunt's house across ours, and she was also there, waiting for me. my dad and jinx went out to look for me. ate malou was also sent out to look for me. oohh...i have my own search party--and i'd only been gone for an hour! heehee. i am special. aawww!

but it didn't last long...

...when papa and jinx got back, we--mom, dad, jinx and me--had a really long and serious talk. i'm not gonna elaborate on this, mainly because it's just going to stay among the four of us, and because i got lost during the sermon about twice or thrice while my folks were talking. somehow, i just can't keep focus on what they were saying, because i had a great time surfing the net at the internet cafe. heehee. i am so bad.

tsk, tsk.

it eventually went down to me not being allowed to use the computer anymore, unless i have projects to do ro whatever. my mom said she's gonna check every site i visit and see my work before i leave the room. whoa! tough luck.

oh, and my dad said i am "becoming a slave to the computer," that I was "no longer the master of the machine, but its slave." wow. deep.

i think there is some truth to his words, though. i've become so addicted to this whole blogging thing, and surfing the net. haha. in julia's words, ako ay isa nang adik!. i am so going to need therapy to get over this addiction. send me to rehab (somewhere na maraming gwapong adik, haha)!

oh well, i'm trying...it's the whole "going-through-a-phase" thing. heehee.

good thing my mom's friend is here for a chat. thank you, friend of mom's. mag-usap pa kayo ha, kahit matagal pa. para makagamit pa ako ng computer! aheehee!

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oh, by the way--i passed ateneo! yeah! atenista na! blue eagles! wahoo! haha.

1. rode a tricycle on my own
2. wrote a short story i've actually worked hard on
3. coached a football (soccer) team
4. made waffles
5. played in a band

1. drive my own car (i already did--but i don't really count that time after futsal practice when i drove the long stretch of road from ssc-w to the caltex station)
2. ride the MRT or LRT
3. ring a doorbell

haha. weird.

by the way, this is off-topic, but i was able to catch sponge cola, paolo santos, 6cyclemind, and pupil on a.s.a.p. fanatic (another first!--i've never watched that show before!). it was the ultraelectromagneticjam thingy on tv. they were great! the first time also that i saw sponge cola actually play a whole song. heehee. nice!

whew! so much for a day i found boring (at least before i got myself here).

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...and just for the record, i don't like the keyboard here. ;)

hhhuuuwweeeee!

haha. early this morning, i was chatting with lee, ailo, and mm. three separate ym's. in ailo's words: "my gawrsh." haha. how was i able to handle three people all chatting with me at the same time?

well, i didn't give them much to say anyway. i did the chatting, haha. may hang over pa kasi from lack of sleep--again. i'm beginning to think i'm an insomniac (haha, get tips from edward norton's insomniac character in fight club!). or maybe i'm just plain bored. or maybe i'm just a good-for-nothin' attention-seekin' brat. whatchathink?

anyway, i've decided to i'm owning the "rolling-on-the-floor-laughing" smiler (smiley). the one that's like this, when you type it: =)). haha. it's mine now, so when my friends use it, they gotta put a TM after it. akin yun eh! haha. making gaya paris hilton's "that's hot" TM.

by the way, smiler has a TM, too. because akin din yun! wala aagaw! haha. it's my word for smiley. long story, wanna know? i'll tell it, anyway.

see, lee and i were chatting. we were talking about blah blah blah and bluh bluh bluh. oh, and i was being my "gay-nessTM" (yes, akin na rin toh!) me--trying to be conyo, but sounding more bakla than conyo. haha. and then, i typed smileR instead of smileY. i decided to keep smilerTM, because it sounds nice. haha. the end. long story, noh? heeheehee.

ooh, for some reason, i like the word "tagoink!". haha. weird. i know! i'll name that cutsie piggy bank of mine tagoink! aww, hangkyut! haha. so nice pakinggan. tagoink, tagoink, tagoink! hahaha!

tagoink! tagoink! tagoink!




tagoink! tagoink! tagoink!





tagoink! tagoink! tagoink!





last, just for the record--i was able to catch "ishpunch culaTM" (sponge cola) on gma7 during lunchtime. i was waiting for it, hoping my waiting would finally pay off. remember my (im)moral lesson about waiting? don't wait. haha.

well, i did see the band, together with 6cyclemind and cueshe. haha. sad that they didn't play the whole song. it was una pa naman. i like that song! and poor cueshe (*evil grin*serves that band right!) didn't have a drummer. haha. i hate that band. anyway, nice drummer boy chris, who was at the side together with the rest of sponge cola, made tug-pak tug-pak on the drums for cueshe. aww, nicey nice nice. haha.

tug-pak tug-pak.





tug-pak tug-pak.





tug-pak tug-pak.




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tagoink! peace out! tagoink!

astig! yael yuzon--huwaw! haha.

i caught (fine, i admit--i waited) for 'game k n b?' this morning just to watch yael and chris play their way to a million pesos. i'd only watched that show about once before, i think, so i didn't really know how things were done there. but still, it was pretty okay, for a noontime game show.

of all the players--which included members from different opm bands today--yael and chris seemed to be the smart ones. haha. mga atenista eh! go admu! haha. although chris got left behind during the second round, yael seemed promising. and he did prove he was good--no, scratch that--great. astig talaga!

very serious pa siya. hehe. maybe concentrating on the game. well, you are playing for a million pesos, so...

and he was really funny, very maangas too, when he told the then-defending champion something like "pwede umalis ka?" haha. go, yael! tindi nun, grabe! haha.

he didn't get the jackpot, though. it doesn't really matter, anyway. who the hell would've guessed that there were 23 statues on the bonifacio monument in kalookan? what the--? waahhooo! i hope this guy does win the next time around. i won't be able to watch it, 'cause my sister said it's gonna be on monday. haha, i don't know the sched of shows on local channels. well, good luck to yael--go for the million! whoosh! haha.

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i'm weird. tagoink!

grabe! this day was like so nakakapagod! well, kinda lang, actually.

because physics is like so hirap eh. so dami ng stuff to memorize. so pangit talaga the schedule today because physics is pagkatapos ng recess. i was like not able to enjoy the pagkain of the canteen, eh so unusual na nga to eat good food there. tsk tsk. so kakainis talaga. thank goodness na lang i like the cheesesticks and the fishball. and we like got to the canteen first. some fridays kasi the line is so haba and before i know it, it's time na and i need to make takbo to get to physics class na. like, shite noh? oh, by the way nga pala, i decided to make dagdag the letter "e" na to shit, so it's not masyado ugly pakinggan. oh di ba, it's so ganda when you say "shite"? haha.

oh yah, there's another like sobrang annoying stuff before physics. because ngayon is first friday mass so we had to wear gala uniform. it was nakaka-irita because i so don't like my shoes. they're so panget and too malaki for me. yun tuloy, it was so hirap to make lakad. i should buy new shoes for grad so i wouldn't go making hulog and dapa when i walk during grad ceremony (if i do graduate).

then english was so kakaantok. ailo is my seatmate and she was absent, so i was seatmate-less. so boring tuloy. i was close to being tulog na, and so were some of my other kaklase so i don't feel guilty naman.

i didn't eat lunch din, because i had no pera. kaya when school was over, the only thing i was making isip was that i need to kain when i get sa bahay. there was debate after filipino after lunch, tapos debate. i made kwento na about the debate class in my other post, so i'm not gonna make kwento here. pero it really was like so tindi! i did not know kahit isang thing about the proposition. yun tuloy, my speech was so ikli. kawawa naman me, noh?

i did find kasiyahan when i made daldal with madz and mm. we kept singing itchyworms' 'akin ka na lang'. sobrang cute that song talaga!

another thing that made me so masaya was when i got home and mama said there was chicken from kfc daw. so sarap! haha. i didn't make ubos my chicken kahit na i was so hungry, i dunno why. at least now i don't feel gutom, and i'm so saya na!

by the way nga pala, kitkit gave me her late christmas regalo. it was grabe ka-cute! a soccerball-slash-baboy coin bank. aww! hangkyut as in! heehee. here's a picture para the whole world can see my alkansya (pero it has no pera pa--si kit kasi eh, she didn't make lagay the coins!):


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haha. kakainis na ba? windang, bangag, at sira ako ngayon eh. heehee. ka-bwiset pala pag ganyan magsalita. haha. wala lang. ako nga kasi ang batang walang magawa, di ba? peace men!

yep--that's me! fides the prime minister. believe it or not.

haha. i'm talking about our debate class. we've been using the british parliamentary type of debate, and i got to be the prime minister this time around. during previous debates, i was always the rebuttal speaker, if you can call me that. anyway, it was shite.

how the hell was i supposed to know anything about the proposition. see, it went like this:
resolved: that the no-election provision of the constitutional commission be adopted. the what provision of the what commission be what?

my teacher said it was a very big issue in the government today. well, sorry, sir, but i have not the slightest hint of interest in politics.

well, at least i had three other mates on my team, who did well and made the government side look pretty up-to-date with the latest happenings in the current political issues. anjela, kit, and aya were really good. haha. me? i'd say i was...speechless. nyek, corny...

since i was the first speaker, i had nothing left to do for the whole period after delivering my very short, very uninspiring, very senseless speech. so i went on bugging the other team, especially madz and mm. haha. i was trying to shake off boredom by writing on my paper the lyrics to itchyworms' 'akin ka na lang'. heehee. i was just really mean, because there was still a speaker in front (from my team, hehe) and i was being the moron that i was, making madz and mm sing along: akin ka na lang (akin ka na lang), iingatan ko ang puso mo. akin ka na lang (akin ka na lang), wala nang hihigit pa sa 'yo. awwweeeee! haha. i think kate sang along, too--or she just probably said something close to "you are so out of your mind, fides." haha. i dunno, it kinda looked that way. ahaha. i'm used to it. i'm weird. aminado naman akong weird ako eh (yeah, i know what aminado means! haha. took me all my 16 years of living to learn what aminado means)...

anyway, at least i'm done with the debate. i think there's another one next week for exams, or some written test about one of the three issues my teacher presented to the class as topics for the following debates, which i have no idea about, as i wasn't listening. wow, i made one long sentence. achievement! waahooo!

...all the world's a shit, i mean, a stage. haha. correct me if i'm wrong, but i think it was mr. billy shakespeare who did say this.

anyway, so what's new? as shitty as the world is, it's not like it would change, anyway. no use for complainin' coz there ain't no changin'...the way the world goes, that is...damn.

i am SO going through teenage life. haha. really funny.

actually, today--excluding the crap that makes up about three quarters of the day--was pretty good. probably because today's the walang kwenta day. pretty much did nothing, because most subjects today are the non-academic ones. i even got to use the computer to blog--completely ignoring my teacher's instructions about trying out the eklat on microsoft visual basic. haha.

by the way, i have come to accept the fact that my classmates can only describe me in less than five words: sira, bangag, and windang. did i spell 'em right? heehee. i am such a loser. a fag. a hopeless case.

oh, and i got hold of some stupid chika today. the crap that people do ("akin ka na lang, akin ka na lang...iingatan ko ang puso mo..."--yeah, shit). haha. kate knows what i'm talking about, di ba? kuya joe, too--i think. haha.

oh well, that's life. sometimes you're up, having the time of your life. sometimes you're down, with all the shit the wheel runs over. yuck. i just realize i've been saying "shit" a lot. tsk tsk. this blog is teaching me how to curse. this darn blog! haha.

anyway, i still kinda have a hangover from today's crappiness--it has really affected me. *sniff, sniff* nyak! haha. i feel that if i continue, wala nang makakaintindi ng sinasabi. so i'll stop now--tomorrow na lang ulit. wwweeeeee!