ME: hi mom.
MAMA: hello.
ME: need help with anything?
MAMA: no, not really.
ME: okay. oops, may ants dito. tsk tsk.
MAMA: o, ayan. linisin mo yan. tapos wipe the counters.
ME: wait! when i was asking you if you needed help, i didn't mean i was going to actually help you. i just asked you for the sake of asking. para naman masabi kong i at least offered help. but right now, i gotta go. i was watching upstairs. see ya!