I was sooooooo pissed off yesterday! Super!

I was on the computer yesterday afternoon when my phone (with the Sun SIM) rang. The number didn't register but I answered it anyway. I heard a guy's voice on the other line.

Guy: Hello? Hello?

ME: Hello? Who is this?

Guy: Si Jas. Ikaw, sino ka?

ME: What?

Guy: Si Jas. Ano panglan mo? Hello?

I yelled out "Loser!" (I dunno if he heard) before hanging up the phone. Idiot! Akala ko he'd stop calling after ko siya babaan ng phone. Instead, he called again. And again. And again! I answered after about seven calls kasi I was so annoyed with him already.

ME: Hello?!

Guy: Hello? Hello? Naririnig mo ako? Hello? Naririnig mo?

Beep. I closed my phone. Creepy caller still tried calling a few times. I answered again. By this time, sinisigawan ko na siya sa phone.

ME: Why are you calling me? I don't even know you!

Guy: Kasi nawala yung phone ko, nag-dial ako ng number and yung sa yo yung na-dial ko.

ME: STOP CALLING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then I hung up. But he didn't stop. My phone rang again and again. Can you believe the idiot?! In total, when I checked my call records, he called twenty times--three of which I was stupid enough to answer. Tss.

So I turned off my phone for about 30 minutes. When I turned it on again, he didn't call anymore. Instead, he sent a text message--four times in a row.He was flooding my inbox and I was losing my temper over him so I texted him back. You'd think being called "idiot" and "lowlife" and "stupid" and receiving messages in ALL CAPS and with a couple of exclamation points would be enough to give the guy more than enough hints that you're not into him, but Creepy Caller was too thick to get that. He kept texting! Arrrrgh!! His messages went like these:

"elo. muztah na poh u?"

". .gusto ku lng nman poh mging frendz tau eh. di nman akuh nanlo2ko."

".ei. kain poh tau diner."

"bkt ayw mo poh magtagalog? nsa Filipinas nman tau huh."

How dare he?! Tss. Bad trip talaga. I was gonna reply sana in Filipino, text him some swear words in Tagalog, kaya lang I decided not to. I'm not that low as to go down to his level. Haha. XP

After a while he stopped calling and texting, and I breathed a sigh of relief. But around 11pm, when I was about to sleep, he called again. I flipped open my phone then flipped it down immediately. Then I had a good idea. I waited for his next call. A few minutes later, he called again. I flipped my phone open, and I heard him say, "Hello?" Then, iniwan kong naka-bukas yung phone and set it aside. I could hear his voice faintly saying, "Hello? Hello?" over and over again. Haha. Bahala siya sa buhay niya. Two minutes later, he hung up.

He called again twice. Both times, I pressed the "Speak" button then set my phone aside. I put the phone to my ear once in a while, to hear what he was saying. Natatawa na lang ako kasi he was like, "Hello? Magsalita ka naman. Sabihin mo sa akin yung mga nasa texts mo. Ang sungit mo naman." Haha. I hope and pray that he's on plan or prepaid para bayaran niya yung mga wasted calls na yun. Haha.

I woke up today, and thankfully, there weren't any missed calls or text messages from him. Woot! Haha. XP

So a tip to those who get stupid phone calls from stupid people: Press the "Answer" or "Speak" button, don't say anything, then leave it like that until maubos yung load or lumaki yung bill ng Creepy Caller. Haha. ;)