Michael Angarano: Stalking Sam Rockwell.
Sam Rockwell: I'm in love with Michael Angarano and smokin' in your face. Guilty as charged.
Steve Berra: Fergie.
Shooter Jennings: Guilty of being Bad-Tha-Fuck Ass.
Drea DeMatteo: (in response to Jenning's crime) I taught him everything he knows.
Amy Ferguson: I pee in the shower.
James Franco: Smoking in the boys room.
Josh Hartnett: Indecent exposure. Public drunkenness and shameless ambition.
Mandy Moore: Singer of "Candy".
Ellen Page: I wear boys' underwear.
Victor Rasuk: Too sexxy for my shirt.
Scott Speedman: Prostitution.
Ione Skye: Using other people's toothbrushes.

This is all in the name of good fun. Not so much as good and clean fun, but good fun still. haha.

Hmm. If I were asked, "What's your crime?" well...uhm, it's a pretty long list. Haha! But the top 3 would be:

PDA. (and YOU are just so not calling me that word!)

Skinning and dissecting Hurley BEAR the frog.

Gummi Bears.